🌊 Public beta, payments now open

Hosting that tells you what it can't do.

Minecraft servers and Discord bots on real hardware in regional Far North Queensland. Run by one person. Now in public beta and accepting payments.

Built for people who've been burned before.

Most hosting companies hide the caveats. These are ours, up front.

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Australian hardware

Your server physically sits in regional Far North Queensland. No overseas routing, no overseas ping to contend with.

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Container isolation

Every server runs in its own Pterodactyl container. Your files and ports are separate from every other customer.

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Daily backups

Two layers of backup: daily node snapshots to a separate 4 TB drive for disaster recovery, plus in-panel backups you create and restore yourself any time.

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Panel access

Pterodactyl gives you console, file manager, SFTP, backup management and schedule control. No locked-down control panel.

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Stable pricing

Low overhead means low prices that don't jump at renewal. What signup costs is what it costs forever.

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One person, actual answers

Open a ticket in Discord and you're talking to Jack. Not a tier-one queue or a canned response.

Live network status

Real-time monitoring from an independent service outside our network. Accurate even when we're down.

What you should know before ordering.

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No uptime guarantee

This runs on home hardware and home internet, not a data centre. Outages happen. There's a 5G mobile failover behind the fibre line. If it kicks in, the service stays online but speeds may be significantly reduced. A power event will cause downtime. Status is posted in Discord as it happens.

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Backups are on-site only

Daily backups go to a separate drive in the same building, not off-site. For anything you can't afford to lose, keep your own download.

Minecraft hosting from $3.15/month

All plans billed monthly in AUD. Cancel any time.

Dirt (3GB)

Friends-only play, small communities

$9.45AUD / month

  • 3 GB RAM
  • 1.5 vCPU
  • 20 GB NVMe
  • SFTP access
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Iron (6GB)

Active communities, vanilla or plugins

$18.90AUD / month

  • 6 GB RAM
  • 2 vCPUs
  • 40 GB NVMe
  • SFTP access
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Diamond (10GB)

Light to medium modpacks

$31.50AUD / month

  • 10 GB RAM
  • 3.5 vCPUs
  • 55 GB NVMe
  • SFTP access
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Not sure what you need?

Ask in the Discord before buying. You'll get a straight answer, not a sales pitch for the most expensive plan.

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